We have three words to say about this video of Miguel Torres getting his head repaired: Ho. Lee. Shit. The boys at MMA Mania shot this video of a New Jersey cosmetic surgeon trying to make Torres look like a regular human being again following the nasty cut he suffered in his loss to Joseph Benavidez atWEC 47.

Now that we've seen the footage, we sort of wished they'd just stayed out of the operating room and let us continue believing that these things are healed by the delicate licks of newborn kittens. Something about seeing a living person's skull, as well as watching their skin get tugged around like a pair of unloved pleather pants feels...wrong. I'm going to go throw up now, and then immediately cancel my trip to audition for the next season of "The Ultimate Fighter."